Oh no. It’s happening again. Slay The Spire has released a new character on the beta branch, and I’m once more betwixt its jaws. She’s still being tested and won’t appear in the main game for a while, but let me introduce you to the Watcher. She’s a monk who flows between “stances”. Calm, one moment, a hurricane of double damage the next – albeit a hurricane that takes double damage themselves. They’re the most elegant and simultaneously fiddly character to date. I was up till 2am. I should know.