A confession: I think Rabbids are great. I am delighted when Ubisoft’s daffy rabbits do something foolish then shout “BWAAAHH!” (I assume it is the same joy many others feel with Minions.) I would like to poke one in the belly, and would fully understand if it bit me. I like the former Rayman antagonists so much that they can lead me to things I otherwise have no interest in. Computer programming? Not for me, thank you. But a free Rabbids game teaching programming? Buddy, I’ve already downloaded Rabbids Coding! And if this fools me, a sophisticated intellectual in my mid-thirties, maybe it’ll work on children too.